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Chranukah

A holiday celebration usually celebrated in December, but sometimes in July or other months, in which friends and/or family gather in festive spirit to smoke large amounts of chronic and then eat a glorious holiday feast to satisfy their munchies.
-Hey Uncle Joshua, are you coming over for latkes tomorrow?
-Of course Aaron, and the Rabbi's bringing lots of weed so we can have a proper Chranukah celebration.

-Yo Jamall, you comin' to Darnell's tomorrow?
-What for?
-Smokin our black anuses off for Chranukah before the game.
by ScottyMaserati December 14, 2010
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Chanukkah

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
by Hicab October 23, 2017
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Chanukkah

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).
JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).
by Hicab October 23, 2017
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chanuka

a word that means allot of swagger
people typically call each other chanuka when he or she has lots of swag
guy 1 "yo sup chanuka you gots lots of swagga"
guy 2 "naw yo da chanuka maaaaaan"
by swagmista September 27, 2013
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channukah penguin

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.
The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.
by FabulouslyRandom July 26, 2008
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The Chanukah Song

A sweet song by Adam Sandler that talks about all the famous people who are jewish. It is a must. you must listen to it.
George: Hey bob, why are you listening to Mariah Carey's christmas classics?

Bob: Man shes hot.

George: you should listen to the chanukah song. You know because your a jew.

Bob: so i cant listen to my christmas carols just because im jewish? Screw you man.
by Sara D.V. July 17, 2007
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chronukkah

Beginning on April 13th
The 7 days leading up to 4/20 (April 20th).
A bowl is smoked per session on the first day,
2 bowls are smoked the second
3 on the 3rd
4 on the 4th
ect ect
This is a social Holiday created by Freshman at KU.
Phil- Yo what are you doing for Chronukkah tonight?
Daniel- Celebrating?
Phil- I'll see you there.
by Suess and Friends April 14, 2009
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