Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

Chanukkah 

The Jewish December holiday. For the TRUE story of Chanukkah read 1st & 2nd Maccabees (these 2 books can also be found in CATHOLIC Bibles ).

JOHN 10:22-23,
Now it was the Feast of Chanukkah in Jerusalem, and it was winter ... And Yahshua ("Jesus") walked in the Temple ... (read the rest of the chapter).

Chanukkah by Hicab October 23, 2017

iPod Hanukkah 

When your iPod has low battery and you think it will die soon but it continues to play on and on and on, much longer that you expected.

"I though we'd have no music for the trip. Thank Seth Rosenstein for iPod Hanukkah!"

iPod Hanukkah by Anthonydalm April 22, 2008

Hanukkah Blunt 

A blunt that lasts for more hours than physically possible. Hunnukah blunts continue around in rotation, providing hits and highness for all in the circle for hours on end.

We couldnt have rolled more than a few grams into that blunt, but somehow it lasted for eight hours! It was a miracle; some kind of Hanukkah blunt.

Hanukkah Blunt by waltfuckingdisney October 19, 2009

Catanukkah 

Is when cats celebrate their heritage by telling the story of how their cat ancestors revolted against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BCE. The holiday is also observed for about eight days due to the amount of catnip that lasted with-in the "meoworah".

It's a holiday representing cats ultimate win over the dog/cat wars.

Bro 1: Dude bro did you see Elmer celebrating "Catanukkah" he was totally reminiscing his feline ancestry.
Bro 2: Its just an excuse for that fucking cat to by more catnip...

Man I just really wish I could have been part of the chosen feline race, you gotta love those silly hats-on-cats.

Catanukkah by Rossco Rox May 14, 2014

hanukkah 

The way too long and somewhat boring winter holiday that really isn't anything other than a weak attempt to apply the least amount of tincture to our children's wounds for not being allowed a Santa Claus at that fercocktenah time of year, comprising the period of the most intense fear mongering and when really close minded and insecure xenophobics worry a kid might for just one day, December 25, rather just be another American kid and get a Master Replica light saber and some weird red and white striped candy from a fat old white guy dressed in red who jets around the world in a reindeer driven sielgh. Oy vey!

"Ok, so what's that about the lump of coal I got for Hanukkah last year?" or "Isn't it enough you cut part of my special friend off?" or "So instead of Toys and elves and magic, all I get to celebrate Hanukkah by having to eat greesy latkes and light candles every single night (8) nights in a row?" or And all this just so my parents can quietly think; "Hey, Busta, aren't we doing a good job making Seth feel better about Santa not visiting with those really pretty Hanukkah cookies and greesy latkes and that really cool story about the Greeks and how Jews found oil to light their candles for a week and a day?" or "I am going to marry that cute gentile Mom and Dad so I can have an excuse to celebrate the other really cool celebration. Hey, admit it, for us kids anyway, Hanukkah can't light a candle to Santa's Toy Time."

hanukkah by Jack the Pink MacHummmberrgerrer September 14, 2006

chanuka 

a word that means allot of swagger
people typically call each other chanuka when he or she has lots of swag

guy 1 "yo sup chanuka you gots lots of swagga"
guy 2 "naw yo da chanuka maaaaaan"

chanuka by swagmista September 27, 2013