if you're born on this day you're a fucking GOD
like dude
holy shit
you're a legend

1: The day where everyone smokes weed. 4/20.
2: Hitler's day of birth
3: The day of the columbine school massacre.

Weed smoking daaaaay

The day where we all get high as fuck and celebrate hitler’s birthday and the columbine shooting.

Adolf Hitler was born on 20 April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a town in Austria-Hungary (in present-day Austria), close to the border with the German Empire. He was christened as "Adolphus Hitler". He was the fourth of six children born to Alois Hitler and his third wife, Klara Pölzl.

On April 20th, everyone named Nick needs to lose their Vl’s. (Virgin Lips)

April 20th is National Suck your boyfriends dick day!!!

Today is the day to give your boyfriend some great head

Person1: today I sucked the hell out of my boyfriends dick

Person2: ohh why’s that

Person1: it’s April 20th national suck your boyfriends dick day duh