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Christmas Tree'd 

1. (adj) When a service or utility is repaired or patched together haphazardly rather than correctly in an effort to save time or money; often resulting in frequent accidents, failures, or outages. The resulting jumbled mess of wires often resembles the lights and cords on a Christmas tree.

2. (adj) A sub-par, often dangerous and shoddy wiring job consisting of a jumbled mess of cables, exposed wires, and, shorts-outs; that is the result of numerous shortcuts taken by someone to save time or money.

3. (adj) Any utility or service that was repaired or engineered in a sub-par manner out of sheer laziness or ineptitude.

Synonyms: half-assed, shoddy, sub-par, piss-poor
Whomever wired this fusebox did a shoddy job, it's christmas tree'd together.
Christmas Tree'd by DomPrice February 26, 2012

Christmas tree'd 

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy
"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"
Christmas tree'd by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014

Christmas ale'd 

Having motivation to get work done, but then drinking Christmas Ale and not doing any of it.
I was going to write my paper, but I ended up getting Christmas ale'd.
Christmas ale'd by animallover1477 December 4, 2010

Christmas Tree'd 

When one person is pranked by another by filling his or her front yard with Christmas trees. This feat can usually only be accomplished in the two weeks following Christmas, when trees are tossed out and left on the curb for pick-up. A popular and effective method is to pack many trees against the victim's front door, so that when he or she opens said door, the trees tumble into the house, blocking the way out. Christmas treeing is not limited to front yards, it can be done in houses, rooms, cubicles, cars, or any place that a tree or more will fit.
"Did you guys end up treeing that pansy Derek's house?"

"Yeah man we Christmas Tree'd him hard bro, we hit him with 27 trees"
Christmas Tree'd by wath20 January 21, 2010

Christmas Chaz’d 

When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.
Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder 

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."