The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2010
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When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 18, 2021
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