The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
by StevieBones December 29, 2011
When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
by McGooo September 19, 2021
A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!
by superman75 February 14, 2020