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chrissers 

i was spamming mafia wars on my myspace, and then chrissers made a bulletin reassuring everyone just how gay it really was!
chrissers by creezie October 18, 2008
Words you can keep

chiskers 

whiskers that women get on their chins and neck area due to hormone issues.
I had my friend Nancy check me for any chiskers with a flashlight and tweezers.
chiskers by the real queen bee August 24, 2010
/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.
After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.
Chrissed by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

chrisselle 

shes a beautiful girl with an intense personality and has a big butt. Attractive and cunning doubt but quite fun to have around. You will find that she isn`t boring and has a lit attitude so be careful of your words around her.
There`s Chrisselle, vibrant as ever i see.
chrisselle by lshgar November 26, 2017

Christensen 

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.
Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?
Christensen by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen 

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.
Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.
Andreas Christensen by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Intersection Crossers 

Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.

More commonly known as New York City Jews.
One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.

OR

Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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