chrissers

destroyer of fun

i was spamming mafia wars on my myspace, and then chrissers made a bulletin reassuring everyone just how gay it really was!

by creezie October 18, 2008

chiskers

whiskers that women get on their chins and neck area due to hormone issues.

I had my friend Nancy check me for any chiskers with a flashlight and tweezers.

by the real queen bee August 24, 2010

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

chrisselle

shes a beautiful girl with an intense personality and has a big butt. Attractive and cunning doubt but quite fun to have around. You will find that she isn`t boring and has a lit attitude so be careful of your words around her.

There`s Chrisselle, vibrant as ever i see.

by lshgar November 26, 2017

Christensen

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

Intersection Crossers

Pl n.: Pompous douchebags who adhere to no traffic laws and think that the words "dont block the box" means free-for-all-clusterfuck.

More commonly known as New York City Jews.

One day I'm going to vent my road rage by mowing down some intersection crossers.

OR

Why isn't that goddamn intersection crosser in a windowless room managing my money?

by DblockGeneral August 19, 2009