Chriser 

a guy who likes to drive fast, talk harsh, and kick ass. He has a "rough and tough" exterior, but inside he is a big teddy bear. Has a heart of gold and will bend over backwards to help out a friend. Somewhat crazy.

a.k.a. "Mr. Kitty"

Chriser is insane in the membrane

Chriser by lilninjakitty February 10, 2010

chrisevanssexual 

only attracted to chris evans

“Hello! I just came out as Chrisevanssexual!”

chrisevanssexual by mrs.evansss January 6, 2021

Chrisraven 

A guy that is silent but a kink, looks like Bruno Mars and is good with computers and unlocking phones.

Girl 1: Who is Chrisraven?
Girl 2: Idk some kid that looks like Bruno Mars, but is an insane butt grabber

Chrisraven by horchatalover July 11, 2011

chrisgrosse 

1. to physically beat someone for no reason at all.

2. to go on a murderous rampage.

See: postal

1. Dude, last night you got so drunk you went all chrisgrosse on Josh and broke a chair over his back.

2. There's a nut with a gun on campus going chrisgrosse.

chrisgrosse by John Clabby February 10, 2009

Chruser 

1: Abbreviation for CHRonic USER.
2: The webmaster of Zelaron.

Chris: Don't be such a Chruser.
Nick: You dare saying I have no life?
Chris: Come get me, punk!
Nick: I'll kick your butt, Chruser.
Chris: Newb.
Nick: j00h lam0r
Chris: Saunter off to wretchedness, insolent fool!

Chruser by Chruser September 21, 2003

chrisevansisdatingme 

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life

"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"

chrisevansisdatingme by heybbg August 30, 2021

chris2rich 

scam

u hear about chris2rich
yeah that nigga a scam

chris2rich by tejayx6 December 18, 2022