Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.
Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."