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Chrissexual 

The definition of being Total obsessed over Chris Hemsworth or Chris Evans.
Katrine: I love Chris Evans so much
Me: you must be Chrissexual
Chrissexual by Thequeenofasgard! January 23, 2021

chrissexual 

What is your sexuality?

Yeah I’m totally a chrissexual.
chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

Chrissexual 

Yup I'm totally a Chrissexual!
Chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

Chrissexual 

Yup I'm totally a Chrissexual!
Chrissexual by McMarty Genius November 12, 2023

curiosexual 

When your sexuality is not yet certain, if you don't know whether you are attracted to men or women, or even both.
I heard Lloyd can't choose between John or Kate, i guess he's curiosexual.

You reaching the Curiosexual parade later?
curiosexual by lloyd john July 24, 2010

Chairsexual 

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.
Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.
Chairsexual by Bosami November 19, 2013