chrishuns 

Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.

Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.

They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.

Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.

Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.

Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.

Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.

chrishuns by Puddintan3 September 4, 2017

Chrishna 

Is a quite rare person. They are hard to find especially ones with their names spelt like this, and not like this: "Krishna".

Chrishna's are often open minded and are genuinely polite and funny. However, they could also have short tempers, and a huge amount of sass and attitude if not treated fairly.

Chrishnas are amazing, if you have one, don't let her/him go.

She's such a Chrishna.

Your lucky you've got yourself a Chrishna.

Chrishna by TRIP900 December 10, 2016

Christensen 

Christensen is creative, handsome and will put you under his spell. Once you got to know him, it's impossible not to think about him and his twinkling dark eyes which take you to galaxies far far away... He is thoughtful and considerate, thinks way ahead of things and plans the best surprises for the one he loves. If you're the luckiest girl in the world, he will smile at you, talk to you or even take you out to a museum. He might be shy to open up at first, but once he trusts you, you can be sure that he will always be your partner in crime. A Christensen appears once in a blue moon, and if he does, you better hold onto him because chances are he is the most precious thing existing on this planet and beyond. He is the man of your dreams, the lover Taylor Swift sings about and the only one you will ever love again. You'll daydream about him when he's not ard and prolly never be able to heal from the void he leaves in your heart if you ever happen to have to part from him. If your lucky enough to call him your boyfriend, you'll be couplegoals and never get over how cute af he is.

Friend: Hey, gurl, you listening?
You: Uhm, sry, I was thinking about Christensen...how is he so perfect?

You: * stupidly smiling at your phone *
Friend: Awwwww...another message from Christensen?

Christensen by hunnu November 21, 2019

Andreas Christensen 

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

Andreas Christensen by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

CHRISHONDA 

A woman with exceptional strength and beauty who posses the ability to persevere through any trail with grace and poise; she is fierce and she is a boss at all costs

Look at the way she carry herself...damn that's CHRISHONDA!

CHRISHONDA by MRS CUSTOMMADE January 14, 2017

Logan Christensen 

To be magnificent, bee's knee's.

My your a logan christensen lately!

Logan Christensen by LC2224 March 23, 2011

hayden christensen

1.the hottest, sweetest, most generous person alive and a person i know who's 100% heterosexual ;)

2.the definition of absolute hottness and sexiness

that guy is loke,totally hayden!

hayden christensen by UnKnown~ April 8, 2005