Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.
Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!
by Puddintan3 March 08, 2017
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OTCC

As a hashtag, One True Celebrity Crush. Whether you are single or in a relationship, it's only fair to have that one famous person that you just adore.
A certain actress is my #OTCC. I'll read, watch, or listen to anything she does!

I love to write fan fiction stories about my #OTCC.
I am going to a con to meet my #OTCC!
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otoproctologist

A medical doctor who specializes in people who are so full of shit that it runs out of their ears. (oto- prefix for "of the ear" + procto- prefix for "of the anus/rectum" + -ologist suffix for "one who studies")
You should go to the otoproctologist, there's smelly brown stuff coming out of your ears.
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nagivate

Abbreviated term for what a backseat driver does. Nag + navigate, mixed-up a bit.
"I know where I'm going. I don't need you to nagivate me."
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chrishuns

Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.

Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.

They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.

Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.

Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.

Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
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FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.
If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.
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sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.
The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.
by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006
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