nagivate

Abbreviated term for what a backseat driver does. Nag + navigate, mixed-up a bit.

"I know where I'm going. I don't need you to nagivate me."

by Puddintan3 July 08, 2006

ISTBY

Used as a hashtag or by itself, this is what you say to somebody who really fvcked up:
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!

You made a ruling to take away WOMEN'S RIGHTS? IN AMERICA? #ISTBY

You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY

by Puddintan3 August 06, 2022

OTCC

As a hashtag, One True Celebrity Crush. Whether you are single or in a relationship, it's only fair to have that one famous person that you just adore.

A certain actress is my #OTCC. I'll read, watch, or listen to anything she does!

I love to write fan fiction stories about my #OTCC.
I am going to a con to meet my #OTCC!

by Puddintan3 October 06, 2017

Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.

Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!

by Puddintan3 March 07, 2017

#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."

I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS

by Puddintan3 May 25, 2022

JFA!

Just Fuck Already! When you are sick and tired of a couple moping around and pining for each other, especially exes, and the UST has maxxed out and you want them to quit stalling, yell JFA! Optional to append JHFC! when it drags on and on. "Ship" fans often feel this way.

"This damn breakup has gone on long enough. We know you're still in love, so JFA!"
"A year later, Oliver and Felicity have so much UST! Guys? Either move on or JFA! JHFC!"

by Puddintan3 June 12, 2017

sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006