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A dude named Chris you wanna smash all night long.
Usually a bald man with a beard.
CHR.I.L.F. - Chris I'd Like (to) Fuck
Ami: Look at that Chrilf! He's so hot!
Mustafa: You're totally right! I would love a piece of that ass.
Chrilf by DoogerWooger January 6, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
Someone who farts all over the place and never has sex or gets laid
That dudes chrilf
Dang that’s harsh
Nah that’s just his name, but it’s true
chrilf by Bodacious guy November 22, 2021
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Chrisfix 

HEY GUYS, CHRISFIX HERE! AND TODAY I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU REBUILD A CAR WITH COMMON HAND TOOLS!
Chrisfix by Sami45 January 26, 2021
The children of a chosen Milf and Dilf, sent by Lil Nax(sty eggs). Therefore, the chilfs of their time.
"Man, look at those siblings. They're insanely hot and smexy."
"Yeah, they're mom is a milf and dad is a dilf. "
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH, they chilfs"
Chilfs by anal.bubbleitch May 4, 2021

gamer chrill 

Gay gamer that’s most likely black with a small fat dick, his name is chrille and is good at gaming but gay so it doesn’t matter. He is a member of the Gekyume klan that means he chose the gay way
I met this gamer chrill we were gaming and he sucked me off
gamer chrill by ME IS JEEP January 3, 2019
Crippled like to fuck.
Damn, did you see that limper over there. That is a crilf for sure.
CRILF by Adizzlefoshizzle July 5, 2006
Sexy, amazing, fun, intelligent. If you get a Chrille, then youre truly blessed. He really makes the day for someone lucky woman, and all the others wants it to.
Im in heaven, Ive got Chrille; She is blessed, she got a Chrille!

I have a Mikael!

Well... I have a CHRILLE.

Wow, I want one too...
Chrille by happyface19711791 February 3, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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