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Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.
Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.
chortel by supersan June 9, 2017
Related Words

chortellini 

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.
"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."
chortellini by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Corteney 

A girl who's name is spelled extremely different from all of the rest, but is hotter and more intelligent than the regular Courtney.
Who is that Corteney?

Man I don't know but she ain't Courntey, but Corteney.
Corteney by kyboi90 December 27, 2011

Cortenious Flame Torch 

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.
I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!
" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"
The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015
This is a person who demonstrates a large amount of nonsensical insaneness. In addition to his personality, his sense of style is somewhat toolish. If you see a corten, snap a picture. Corten's are extremely rare in nature and you can tell they are near by their incessant flatulence.
I knew Corten was here, because it smelled like cologne and dog-fart.
Corten by hobbafloosawhatsit August 17, 2011