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Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.
Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.
chortel by supersan June 9, 2017
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chortellini 

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.
"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."
chortellini by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Corteney 

A girl who's name is spelled extremely different from all of the rest, but is hotter and more intelligent than the regular Courtney.
Who is that Corteney?

Man I don't know but she ain't Courntey, but Corteney.
Corteney by kyboi90 December 27, 2011

Cortenious Flame Torch 

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.
I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!
" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"
The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015
This is a person who demonstrates a large amount of nonsensical insaneness. In addition to his personality, his sense of style is somewhat toolish. If you see a corten, snap a picture. Corten's are extremely rare in nature and you can tell they are near by their incessant flatulence.
I knew Corten was here, because it smelled like cologne and dog-fart.
Corten by hobbafloosawhatsit August 17, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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