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chortlellini 

adj.

a laugh that boils over when you are cooking

tortellini.

other forms
chortlellined

chortlelling
mia had a very chortlellini laugh last pasta night.
chortlellini by fifersss September 18, 2019
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Chortlelingus

The fine art of chortling while engaging the act of cunnilingus. Emitting breathy, gleeful laughter whilst being buried face-deep between a woman's thighs, driving her to climax with the hot breath of your laughter. Furthermore, peak chortlelingus may be achieved when the recipient spontaneously erupts in uninhibited chortles of their own, from one or possibly both sets of lips. To spew forth snortly fluids of love and arousal from the depths of the nasal passages colliding in a sploosh of chortlelingus.
Hey mom, my girlfriend and I need a place to crash. We got reported by our downstairs neighbors for excessive noise complaints and potential flooding due to our late night chortlelingus sesh.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026