chorted

Snorting and choking at the same time

When your friend makes you chort and you almost died, what? You never chorted before?

by CHORTED May 3, 2018

The chort

"The Cheat" pronounced with Coach Z's heavy accent.

"Here The Chort, have a Trophy"

by Wezicus Ilenius July 6, 2003

The chort

See The Cheat

by Neosim February 18, 2003

The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

Chort

A Russian noun used as an exclamation of anger, literally meaning "devil". By far not the worst curse word, but not recommended to use around Russian grandparents.

"Chort! I just spilled orange juice all over my white pants!"

by Kat of Awesome December 12, 2016

Chorting

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.

Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.

by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011

The chort

small yello cheese shaped character

Eh there tha chort

by Coach Z August 26, 2003