chortel 

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

chortel by supersan June 9, 2017

chortle my balls 

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

chortle my balls by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

I HAVE CHORTLES

Fawful's catchphrase from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. An amusing, mocking, insulting laugh.

Bowser: Hey! What's the story with this crazy statue? It's going nuts!
Fawful: I HAVE CHORTLES!

I HAVE CHORTLES by Fawful September 27, 2009

Chortle 

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

Chortle by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

Chontell 

Super sexy female whos name is french for Cinderella and is gonna have awesome babies

Chontell has cute kids

Chontell by qualified submariner September 5, 2011

chortellini 

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

chortellini by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

Chontelle 

Very loud individuals who have low self esteem because of it. Most people consider Chontelles to be funny, and great to hang around, but they are often left out of activities. Chontelles are creative people, with a talent for the written word. They also love books and reading. Chontelles are prone to addictions but over time will get over them. Chontelles are genuine and a tad quirky, with an overall weakness for air guitaring.

Chontelle, can you keep it down, I can't hear my music through my headphones.

Chontelle by lucycaffrey April 21, 2011