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A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
Cortney by have a few February 7, 2010

Courteney 

She is the girl that will change your life for the better, there wont be a day where you wont think about her and you will miss her when she isn't with you. She is super sexy, amazing, kind, talented, compassionate and can cheer you up by just smiling at you. She can get any guy she wants but will only choose the right one and stick with him to the end of their days. She is the coolest person you will ever meet and you will always feel comfortable around her. If you know a Courteney you are extremely lucky and should cherish her for no one could ever replace her. She is also amazing in bed.
"She makes me so happy.
Who?
Courteney, who else?"

"Teacher: Does anyone know a synonym for the word "Angel"?
Liam: Yes I know of one: Courteney"

"Courteney means everything to me."

"I want to marry a girl like that
Like who?
Like Courteney <3"
Courteney by PyromaniacGhoul October 2, 2011
Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
Cortney by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011

Courteney 

Someone who is pree awesome , and don't mention beautiful , smelling nice & looking beautiful always. A felmale that is named " courteney " is blessed with awesomeness and gourges hair , very sweet & nice.
guy one - woah , look at that sexy chick ;)
guy two - oh , her .. damnnn ! that's courteney .
guy one - you know her ?
guy two - no. but she's beautiful , clearly she's a courteney
Courteney by glasses_xox July 14, 2010
The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
Cortney by kyle8293 February 25, 2010
Cortney is sometimes shy but you don't want to be on her bad side. She will beat the shit out of you. Once you get to know her. Her confidence is out of this world. Cortney is intelligent,beautiful, badass, thicc, unique and the most dependable. She beautiful but doesn't know it. Cortney has a lot of friends. She will turn the men/boys down in a heartbeat...most of the time. Cortney is a great companion when it comes to it she will do anything for you but she doesn't take any mess. If you want to leave she will be there to show you the door. She is fun loving and caring. She will be there for you. Cortney can be the shoulder you can cry on. You can tell her anything. She is definitely one you need to treat right and keep close to you. If you know a Cortney you are very lucky.
Cortney is amazing you need to get to know her 😍
Cortney by Cortneybessssfraannnnn August 10, 2019
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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