Whoreology

The science of detecting a Whore. This "science" is almost an art form. It is the very precise and acute way that someone can detect if a woman is a "Whore". This science is inherent in all men but becomes more robust as they encounter more whores and know what to look for.

Me - how did you know that chick was a whore?

You - Whoreology my son. Whoreology.

by Habib Patels November 2, 2010

Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).

A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.

by Don Everest April 9, 2005

Coreyology

Coreyism, defined as the religion of worshiping, studying, cataloging, and spreading the word of the great Corey The Savior, as in the holy book of knowledge known as the Corible.

“I read the Corible, and now I’m starting to think that I believe in Coreyism!”

“Wow, Coreyology is amazing! This makes my passionate work so dedicated!”

by Ganzir July 1, 2021

Postmodern Chronology

The science of predicting the future, or the actual travel forwards through time to witness it.

I traveled through time to 2050 and was an elected judge presiding over the trial of the descendants of Luke Skywalker who were being held to account for the destruction of the death star. Postmodern Chronology allowed me to witness a hung jury. When the verdict was read and the defendants set free, a group of angry political activists literally hung all twelve members of the jury.

by Spiritual-Master January 5, 2022

Modern chronology

My personal time machine records current events more accurately than any other source on earth. When tested for accuracy my clock will always be right on time. presently the time is now and now is the time. Imagine you read this and ten seconds elapsed. It is not ten seconds after now, it is still now and your imagination has fooled you. Don't be the fool who questions the accuracy of my time machine.

Currently, my records of this event are accurate because I use my infallible personal time machine called Modern chronology to record it.

by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out

Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pic

by Sense posh January 28, 2021

choadology

the study of choads and there purpose

dude you're a choad you should go to the school of choadology.

by wekillacoolkid June 29, 2009