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chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out
Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pic
by Sense posh January 28, 2021
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chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out
Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pick
by anonymous January 28, 2021
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project chanology

A series of semi-coordinated 'attacks' on the Church of Scientology after its attempts to censor the internet of specific videos of Tom Cruise.
Google Lisa McPherson
- Project Chanology
by Peegee January 30, 2008
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Chavology

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"
Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle
by Manimator July 8, 2010
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cakeology

the art of cakes.

hand-made customised cakes for any occasion, that are creative and artistic

founded by cakeology ltd
'what are you studying at uni???'
'cakeology!!!'
by cakeology ltd January 26, 2011
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Chodeology

Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).
A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.
by Don Everest April 9, 2005
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Cheesology

The study of Cheese, along with the origins and developments in Cheese making.
I went to France to complete my degree in Cheesology
by DaFromage August 8, 2007
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