Choads

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A medium sized boy, ofcourse with a dick that is wider than it is long and a rhyming sirname. However this word is used in replacement.
Characteristics include:-
Deep Arrogance
Knowitallism
and a wide awful taste in music

"No Choads" just no
CHOADS!!!!!!!
Choads that sounds awful
I've told you many times, you can't play bass.

Choads by Mixemotosis August 10, 2003

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Choads

a false sense of self characterized online by no morals, ethics, or soul in order to defraud, steal, con, cheat or anyway possible, to sneak a win, to unfairly cause a loss for someone through a computer bug, in an online game.

Choads ignore the survival of the fittest as the survival of the most dishonest.

Choads by Robbie ALCU May 13, 2005

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choads

More then one Choad.

Those dudes are fucking choads

choads by Spaba-Monkey April 12, 2003

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choads

two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

choads by petrers lol April 13, 2005

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Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

Choads-in-Dough by OReilly March 20, 2008

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Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

Choads ahoy by Sanger July 14, 2005

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toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

toads eat choads by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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