chonklit 

Finding a pair of shitty underwear that is dripping with diarrhea.

Sanda wiped her chonklit on my face.

chonklit by ToothPaste April 1, 2003

Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"

Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.

Chonklit Monkeys by daverpdx May 3, 2007

chonkulitas 

chonkulitas is when you have to much Chonk in you, which therefore means your power level will fall drastically and you must lose

i'm sorry but you have too much chonkulitas so i must destroy you.

chonkulitas by chonkulitas July 28, 2020

Choaklit Cream 

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

Choaklit Cream by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

Choaklit Cream 

Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.

I heard that Caz knocked out Mark because he drank a Choaklit Cream before the fight.

Choaklit Cream by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021

Choaklit methil man 

A word to describe an individual who is self obsessed and craves attention. Loves driving round the schools in Fife impersonating an animal, usually a goat looking to pick up a kid

His name was Callum and he was a choaklit methil man

Choaklit methil man by Youllneverbea500kfollowersstar June 20, 2021

chanklitas 

a cute/crazy way to refer to your awesomely comfortable flip flops that are so unfairly banned from your job!!

I was about to quit my job when they said I couldn't wear my chanklitas.

chanklitas by U.no.who.it.b August 21, 2008