The unofficial alcoholic beverage of the Subgenii. Polyester Slack is made by substituting vodka for water when making Berry Blue Kool Aid, thus yielding a vaguely irridescent semi-opaque liquid that is similar in apprearance to the blue goo consumed by Dave at the end of the film 2001.
Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.
Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Polyester Slack is a poor substitute for real slack, but comes in handy when real slack is in short supply.
Words of warning: mixing vodka with any flavor of Kool Aid other than the elusive Berry Blue will not yield Polyester Slack. Vodka mixed with non-Berry Blue flavors makes a beverage known as a Jim Jones!
Saint Statik, Healer of Appliances: Yo man, I found Berry Blue for sale online!
Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
Right Reverend Micky D: Fuk yah! Polyester Slack returns!
by daverpdx May 08, 2007
Get the polyester slack mug.A restroom, toilet, or bog recently humbled by the emanations of an individual who has consumed too much of a very hot Indian curry.
Vindaloo: a very hot Indian curry made with meat or poultry, flavored with tamarind, vinegar, and garlic
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Loo: toilet, crapper, bog, shit house
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Vindaloo Loo
Vindaloo: a very hot Indian curry made with meat or poultry, flavored with tamarind, vinegar, and garlic
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Loo: toilet, crapper, bog, shit house
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Vindaloo Loo
Stay out the vindaloo loo, Uncle Ronnie just ruint the bog.
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Damn, uncle Ronnie, you didn't make another vindaloo loo did you.
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Damn, uncle Ronnie, you didn't make another vindaloo loo did you.
by daverpdx May 12, 2007
Get the Vindaloo Loo mug.1. Poo in your pants.
2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
2. The kind of moron who lacks the intellectual faculty to properly wipe himself.
1. Oops, I ate too many onion rings and now I gots me a case of dookey drawers.
2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
2. Q. Hey mon, who dookie drawers over there? Shit bro, he ain't got the fuckin sense to wipe his self when he finish up on the crapper.
A. Must be the president.
by daverpdx May 03, 2007
Get the dookie drawers mug.1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 03, 2007
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Me: Damn man! I sent some really kick ass definitions to Urban Dictionary. How freakin long does it take for them to show up anyway?
You: For freakin ever.
You: For freakin ever.
by daverpdx May 04, 2007
Get the for freakin ever mug.Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.
Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.
Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.
by daverpdx May 12, 2007
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“They has eaten the poo pies and growed Chonklit Monkeys up in the pooty parts”
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“They has eaten the poo pies and growed Chonklit Monkeys up in the pooty parts”
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