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Choklit

Chocolate was invented in the early 1700s by Dr. chocolate. In 2023 Dr Chocolate discovered that chocolate could be reverse engineered to give eternal life and this was proved by the long life of Dr. Chocolate. Unfortunately this did not come without its drawbacks. At the age of 323 Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels dropped significantly to the point he was unable to continue his research and perfect Choklit.

Thankfully during his long life he was able to have a child with his late Wife named Mrs Chaka Chocolate. Their daughter was named Coco Chocolate. Before Dr. Chocolate's maturity levels where deemed suspicious he was fortunately able to teach Coco Chocolate everything she needed to know in regards to developing and perfecting Choklit.

To this day, research continues into Choklit, making sure its side effects are not spread amongst its consumers, to make sure her fathers fate was not continued into society. Dr Chocolate monitors Coco's research carefully, when he's not playing with bubble wrap in his office.
"do you want some choklit?"
"no i'll be too silly"
"try normal chocolate then"
"ok, thanks pet"
by Nick & Mike's Flame Throwers November 12, 2023
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Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.
Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool
by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021
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Cholito

Chicano term of endearment, usually adult to child (or junior in years) for a go-getter with no real intended meaning related to gang culture.
Similar to little man, young warrior, or tiger.
From warrior context of CHOLO root.
"Ay, CHOLITO, where you going so fast like Speedy Gonzalez?"
"Oh, pobre CHOLITO, que paso? Looks like it's time I show you some moves to defend yourself.
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Cholita

The cholitas are a strong symbol of Bolivia. The iconic bowler hat,the long black braids, the adjusted corset and the brightly colored puffed skirt: their out t is well known all around the world. Discriminated against for a long time, they are now very much a driving force in Bolivia. They are in scenes that were unimaginable 100 years ago, nowadays they have real clout in the economic, political and even fashion worlds of Bolivia. The cholitas have managed to earn their place in modern society without denying their collective past. They are an expression of the dignity of indian populations. They are a symbol of Bolivian womanhood.
In 2014, a group of 11 cholitas decided to climb the Huayna Potosi. They are so brave.
by Peter Verastegui August 1, 2021
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Chokhit

Rohit sharma the king of vadapav is mumbai lobby born cricketer. He usually chokes in knockouts when opposition isn't Bangladesh.
Be Gilchrist not Chokhit
by Ombani_merchant March 29, 2021
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cholito

Young gangster or wannabe; li'l G; typically younger brothers copying the Cholo example in style, attitude, and language.
"Hey, I'm unarmed -- don't shoot, CHOLITO! Ha! Haha!
Yo, Hector, chico look just like you ten years ago."
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Chonklit Monkeys

1. A particularly rambunctious and uncomfortable bowel movement. Normally exceptionally gaseous and a portent of diarrhea. The sensation that two or more monkeys are running around in your lower digestive tract and having a combination boxing match / political debate.

2. THe monkeys that live within the bowels of humans in the graphic novel "I Luv Halloween: Volume II"
Damn, man! I ate the at India Chaat House for lunch yesterday and the whole afternoon I was dealin' with the Chonklit Monkeys.
by daverpdx May 3, 2007
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