3 definitions by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger

Candad

Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad

I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger June 29, 2019

Choaklit Cream

Choaklit Cream is a drink that was crafted by vikings back in the day, they formed this drink by milking a holy goat and sprinkling flakes of choaklit, sourced from the himalayas.
This drink was popularised by the professional shagger Caz Milligan.

I heard that Caz knocked out Mark because he drank a Choaklit Cream before the fight.

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger May 16, 2021

TreakleSneeple

TreakleSneeple is a verb used to describe/insult someone.
It means a Spikey Onion who gets his hair cut at the raploch barber and eats orange creams

Callum Strang is such a TreakleSneeple!

by MarkHamiltonIsAGrannyShagger November 26, 2020