chongitis

the disease of being a chonga.

EW! she has chongitis. Be careful she might be contagious.

by Jacy Oh August 7, 2006

Cringitis

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.

After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016

Chonglish

Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.

I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.

by Koreanist June 10, 2005

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

by deadlock September 24, 2006

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Chroncitis

The disease in which the act of chronic consumption gets to a point where the user is completely overtaken by the chronic. Common symptoms are coughing, chronic lung, and a feeling of extreme hunger.

Larry has a bad case of chroncitis and is always coughing in Scroggin's class.

by Mr. Scroggins Himself April 10, 2008