Choditis

A diagnosis in which an individual is considered highly unattractive due to the absence of a 'real dick,' and instead have a chode.

*For an example of an unattractive chode, please see jumble chode

'Sir, I am afraid you have Choditis.' --No Doctor Ever.

by ProbablyJustMe October 27, 2017

Chodeitis

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

Coditis

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

choditious

Cho·di·shus

adjective

A word to describe someone's chode like behavior.

"when you realize how choditious these scenarios are, you will have to laugh"

by Chodemeister-meister November 19, 2020

Chaditis

When your butthole itches after you shave it.

I have a serious case of Chaditis after getting ready for my date.

by OhThatsIt December 1, 2019

chodeitis

a constant attraction to chodes; when all you dream about is chodes; pretty much obsessed with them

this guy at my school has a chode and katherine liked it so much! i think katherine has chodeitis

by lafondita April 15, 2008

Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.

Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.

by codeblock October 19, 2018