Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male
Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
by Dom Theman May 17, 2012