Clingitis 

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

Clingitis by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Cringitis 

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.

After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

Cringitis by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016

clingits 

Another word for testicles.

Your clingits are showing

clingits by Sambooch January 10, 2008

Clickitis

1) Clicking repeatedly or habitually without reading the prompt.

2) Clicking or moving objects without paying full attention to what you are moving or where you are moving them.

Example of 1.
User - "I accidentally deleted an important file from the network drive."
Support - "Did you receive a warning prompt?"
User - "I did, but I clicked yes to it by mistake."

Example of 2.
The February email archive spontaneously moves into the January email archive. No one knows how it got there, must have been clickitis.

Clickitis by TierHon March 14, 2009

clingification

The act of clinging to someone or something with annoying persistence as first used in the Twilight fanfic "A Constant in the Darkness" by Camoozle

I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.

clingification by camoozle July 21, 2009

clintism

A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.

"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.

clintism by The Big G June 23, 2004

Clingingsmith

1. The act of latching on to your significant other in pure ecstasy, and not letting go.

2. Probably the worst last name EVER

Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!

Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?

Kyle: Totally!!

Clingingsmith by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010