Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male
Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin
Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.
Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.
Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.
Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.
by Dom Theman October 25, 2012
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1) Clicking repeatedly or habitually without reading the prompt.
2) Clicking or moving objects without paying full attention to what you are moving or where you are moving them.
2) Clicking or moving objects without paying full attention to what you are moving or where you are moving them.
Example of 1.
User - "I accidentally deleted an important file from the network drive."
Support - "Did you receive a warning prompt?"
User - "I did, but I clicked yes to it by mistake."
Example of 2.
The February email archive spontaneously moves into the January email archive. No one knows how it got there, must have been clickitis.
User - "I accidentally deleted an important file from the network drive."
Support - "Did you receive a warning prompt?"
User - "I did, but I clicked yes to it by mistake."
Example of 2.
The February email archive spontaneously moves into the January email archive. No one knows how it got there, must have been clickitis.
by TierHon March 14, 2009
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I sat up on the bed and crossed my legs beneath me, a pathetic portrait of indignation as I fought to restrain my psychotic urges of clingification.
by camoozle July 21, 2009
Get the clingification mug.A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.
"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry
"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.
"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.
by The Big G June 23, 2004
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2. Probably the worst last name EVER
2. Probably the worst last name EVER
Kyle: Last night, me and the wifey made sweet love...for hours!!
Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?
Kyle: Totally!!
Keith: Oh man, Was she all Clingingsmith!?
Kyle: Totally!!
by 2 Dent Ryder March 31, 2010
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