Cringitis
Cringitis by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016
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cringets
(adj.) A combination of "cringe" and "crickets". Typically functions as an alternative form of cringe that places an emphasis on the speaker's lack of interest. Cringets is also used as a noun (in which case it may be singular) to refer to something that is a nuisance, and is often abbreviated to "jet(s)" in either usage.
adjective: "This game is really cringets, so I don't want to play anymore."
(abbreviated form): "This game is really jets, so I don't want to play anymore."
plural noun: "Man, these cringets are everywhere tonight. We should get some bug spray."
singular noun: "Stop being such a cringet and leave me alone!"
(abbreviated form): "This game is really jets, so I don't want to play anymore."
plural noun: "Man, these cringets are everywhere tonight. We should get some bug spray."
singular noun: "Stop being such a cringet and leave me alone!"
cringets by woopdeloop March 29, 2022
Crunkitis
"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."
Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011
Cringlish
Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."
"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009
Cringetastic
Cringetastic by Narzynth October 20, 2010
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