Chodeitis 

A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.

Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.

Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008

chodeitis 

a constant attraction to chodes; when all you dream about is chodes; pretty much obsessed with them

this guy at my school has a chode and katherine liked it so much! i think katherine has chodeitis

chodeitis by lafondita April 15, 2008

chodemeister 

someone who is acting like a total chode.

"Dude quit bein such a chodemeister!"

chodemeister by DylanO13 March 7, 2008

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

Coneitis by deadlock September 24, 2006

Coditis 

When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.

Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'

Coditis by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011

chodeweiser 

The beer a stripper pours down his/her body subsequently consumed by any moron willing to roll the dice on the wheel of STDs.

Darryl had a sixer of Chodeweisers last night at the party and now he has to go to the hospital to have a q-tip shoved in his penis to check for STDs.

chodeweiser by scrotguy November 24, 2005

chodemeister 

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome

Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.

chodemeister by P-rod February 13, 2004