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the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)
noah went through the drive through at mcdonalds for a coning session to the workers disbelief!
by bdbnjb June 25, 2011
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
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A new sensation most likely started by Youtube. It involves the act of ordering an ice cream cone and grabbing it at the top (where the ice cream is) when the person hands it to you after purchase. It usually gets a good reaction from the employee.
Stefan: Did you see that video of that guy coning?

Jake: Yeah it was hilarious. We should try it at McDonalds.
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The act of being in a car with friends, seeing orange street cones lined up on the side of the road, and, while driving past the cones, the friends lean out the window and grab as many cones as they can and bringing them into the car, while the car is still moving. NOW you have orange street cones.
*Chris is driving her friends to the nearest Wendy’s*
Chris: Hey, guys! Look!
*They look and see street cones ahead to the right of the car*
Alex: You all know what that means *he gave a pat to Lena in the passenger seat in front of him*
Dennis: Let’s not do that?

Chris: Don’t be a wuss.My car,my rules. Let’s do it
Dennis: It’s the law’s rules
Lena: Challenge accepted. Roll the windows down!*they rolled their windows down*
Dennis: I won’t be part of this
Alex: Good thing you’re on the left side so you don’t have to.

Chris: Everyone, except Dennis, get ready!
*Lena and Alex lean slightly out the window*
Dennis: Idiots *he sighs*
*They approach the cones. Lena quickly grabs the first 2 cones and Alex grabs one cone and misses the other. Chris drives and they cheer and pull the cones inside.Dennis thinks of reasons why he needs new friends. Alex puts his hand on his shoulder*
Alex: My cone’s name is“Dennis”just for you since you try to caution us. We appreciate that but we enjoy stupid fun
*Dennis smiles. He knows what Alex said was true. They arrive and meet their friends*

Sophia: Where were you guys?
Vinny: Look at Chris’ crazy smile.

*Chris, Alex, and Lena laughed together*
Sophia: Chris, what’d you guys do? When people hang with you, they end up doing something fairly dumb.

Chris: It’s an effect I have on people I guess. *she smiled innocently*
Alex: We went coning and kept the cones. *Alex popped up from behind Chris, also smiling*
Lena: Now let’s eat!
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Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.
Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!
by JJ October 29, 2003
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The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.
Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.
by BABE85490416 May 25, 2012
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The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.

You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
by Coximus December 02, 2011
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