Chintitis

When someone has such a sharp chin, so sharp you have no choice but to shake their chin rather than hand as a greeting.

Oh hi friend, why is your chin so sharp? Do you have ChinTitis?

by Zach<3pei May 7, 2018

chintitis

Chintitis, a variation of hepatitis, refers to an inflammatory condition of a person's chin, resulting in an overly long or sharp chin.

Hey why the long face? Are you down with chintitis?

by Zach<3pei April 4, 2018

Cringitis

Inflammation of your whole body and mind from cringing too muc.

After looking at my sixth grade photo, I feel like I have cringitis.

by Ur boi, Genny & Ur boi, Kai December 10, 2016

Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

Cuntitis

A Disease caused by being such a cunt for so long that they turn into one and bleed to death

Hillary died of cuntitis

by Proskill October 14, 2018

Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Chindits

A long range penetration group that waged a guerrilla war in Burma in 1943 and 1944-5 against Japan during the Pacific War. Named after a creature in Burmese mythology known as the Chinthe.

The Chindits are one of many examples of how modern warfare as we know it started in the second world war.

by Steve Donteatit December 13, 2010