English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.

(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.

First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.

Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!

Chunglish by mmmmichyeo May 19, 2009

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Crunkitis

Getting the itis (tired after eating immense amounts of food) while being crazy drunk and high.

"Dude that party was crazy! I took too many shots, smoked a fat L, and ate a bucket of kentucky fried, I passed out like right away."
"Damn man, sounds like the crunkitis hit you hard."

Crunkitis by wizardkhaleafa October 24, 2011

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Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

Clingitis by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

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