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chompsicle 

when you bite down on a limp penis and say CHOMP!
last night i gave him a chompsicle!
chompsicle by nikchomp January 3, 2008
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chumpsicle 

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"
chumpsicle by rizkid June 22, 2008
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Corpsicle 

Zeeb's corpsicle was pulled from the thinly frozen river, while his water-logged snowmobile wasn't
Corpsicle by Unca Chuck April 15, 2003

Crampsicle 


A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
shark week's famous shark-attracting bait, a 4 ton frozen mass made up of fish carcasses. chumsicle can be used to define the sex habits of sharks and as a sexually suggestive word to humans.
1. "that shark really fed on that night-time chumsicle!"
2. "The debris coming off the chumsicle is enough to send the sharks in a frenzy... The chumsicle comes out with ease"
3. "see how the chumsicle plays out with a known feeder!"
4. "as soon as one shark starts gnawing at the chumsicle the other skarks start to get excited and start gnawing too"
chumsicle by sharkweek313 August 10, 2010

copsicle 

Another name for a baton used by police.
The officer took out Johnny's kneecap with his copsicle.
copsicle by venom242 December 28, 2005

chodesicle 

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.
Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!
chodesicle by Pasty boi June 12, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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