chumpsicle
being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
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chumpsicle by rizkid June 22, 2008
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cumsicle by og cumsicle December 30, 2018
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chumpsicle • chompsicle • chumsicle • cumsicle • Chubbsicle • Chubsicle • Chumpville • Crampsicle • cummsicle • Cumsicle Blumpkin
Chubbsicle
1.A fat or Chubby man or boy that likes to eat ice cream leading their body to look like a very fat chocolate filled chubbsicle.
2.A chode in human form
2.A chode in human form
1. did u see that kid eat four fudgesicles? WHAT A CHUBBSICLE!
2. did u see that kids rolls flopping in an upright position, he looked fatter than he was tall! WHAT A CHUBBSICLE!
2. did u see that kids rolls flopping in an upright position, he looked fatter than he was tall! WHAT A CHUBBSICLE!
Chubbsicle by NO NAME JONES July 27, 2010
cumsicle
mmmm cumsicles!
cumsicle
Is frozen cum on a stick. Much like a popsicle. It can be a nice tasty refreshing treat. Especially to enjoy when horny. lol
I enjoyed a nice refreshing cumsicle yesturday when i got really horny from reading urban dictionary. I enjoyed my cumsigle as I masturbated. YUMMY!!!
cumsicle by sexysamitha June 4, 2009
Crampsicle
A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...
One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!
Crampsicle by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009
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