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choketize 

To be chokedtized meaning (choked) the laying of hands In a sexual way and not that of the baptism
The woman wanted to feel as though she was being baptized so she asked her partner if he could choketize her
choketize by CLAASSY June 24, 2020
Words you can keep
To be overwhelmed with apathy. To lose confidence, vitality, and aggression, especially in the face of a heart-breaking loss.
I used to get ticked off when the Hurricanes would lose, but now I've almost come to expect it. I've been Cokerized.
Cokerized by CanesAreAble September 17, 2008
To shamelessly take something outstanding and diminish its value entirely. To turn a ferocious juggernaut into a an emasculated shell of its former self.
I clapped as loud as I could and pumped my fists aggressively, but it was futile. We had been cokerized.
cokerized by Romulox September 20, 2006

chocotize 

To fill yourself with chocolate.
After breaking up with Harry, Brenda felt an urgent need to be chocotized.
chocotize by SammyNyc July 10, 2009

Covetized 

1) Acting irregular due to stresses of the Covid-19 Pandemic 2) Exhausted from dating depression related to the Covid-19 Pandemic and no longer understanding dating etiquette 3) Having brain fog in communications
My friend texted a covetized ex-boss to just say hello and he lead his text response with "I am dating someone''.
Covetized by Winsome Sorrento July 7, 2022

chokepie 

When you are about to climax so you begin to choke her to go deeper in her box to maximize the sensation of cumming
Damn, Chad chokepied me lastnight that I ruptured my kidney.
chokepie by Serial Choker March 8, 2021

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal
Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?
Cocketizer by candilandi August 7, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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