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competize 

When everything is going well but one person says/does something to change everything
"Yo boys let's get rowdy tonight!" "Naah man, gotta do this assignment." "BRO WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA COMPETIZE?"

"Yo we still getting sushi today as we agreed 3 years ago?" "Naah sorry guys today is hot yoga day" "STOP COMPETIZING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH."
competize by rslslsl March 3, 2016

comedinerexia 

A term that is used to diagnose the addiction to the popular television show "Come Dine With Me.
There's katherine, apparently she has comedinerexia!

comemierda 

1. Literally "eat shit"
2. Used as a description word: such as "fool" "moron" etc.
This comemierda couldn't keep her mouth shut and got us all in trouble.
comemierda by Taitae January 11, 2005

Covetized 

1) Acting irregular due to stresses of the Covid-19 Pandemic 2) Exhausted from dating depression related to the Covid-19 Pandemic and no longer understanding dating etiquette 3) Having brain fog in communications
My friend texted a covetized ex-boss to just say hello and he lead his text response with "I am dating someone''.
Covetized by Winsome Sorrento July 7, 2022

comatize 

The act of teaching students into a sleep state. To teach without engagement or retention.
She was such a stand and deliver teacher, that she comatized her students.
comatize by jaegerma February 21, 2011

comatized 

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"
"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"
comatized by FUK May 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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