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yo man, that nigga got a hell lotta kidneys.
kidney by time123 January 9, 2008
a type of space cadet, usually Canadian that always daydreams and spazzes profusely; more formally known as sydney, but not the city in australia.
"she so pulled a kidney yesterday."
kidney by pagina noelle May 19, 2008
Kassy x Sydney 🤡
Ow my kidney hurts
Kidney by DALLAS GANG January 30, 2020

kidney-wiper 

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
kidney-wiper by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

Kidney rape

When person (A)gets stabbed in the lower back by person (B), creating a new oriface for person (B) to insert his male sex organ. Person (B) will then slide his male sex organ in and out of the wound, rubbing against person (A)'s kidney tissue. This is often not, if ever, a mutual sex act. Therefor it is called "kidney rape"
I better get this wound in my lower back stitched closed before I become a victim of kidney rape.
Kidney rape by Docjlove June 28, 2015

kidney scraper 

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.
Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!
kidney scraper by kornhole February 3, 2005