3 definitions by candilandi

fuck 'n' tuck

slipping under the covers to have sex with someone sleeping in bed and then tucking them back in

This morning I had to wake up extra early for work, but first I got in a fuck 'n' tuck with my sleeping girlfriend.

by candilandi August 25, 2009

fannytune

a drift of air that escapes from your vagina and makes a surprising musical tune
a.k.a. a musical queef

Jenny let our a fannytune during yoga class.

by candilandi July 28, 2009

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009