candilandi's definitions

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

fuck 'n' tuck

slipping under the covers to have sex with someone sleeping in bed and then tucking them back in

This morning I had to wake up extra early for work, but first I got in a fuck 'n' tuck with my sleeping girlfriend.

by candilandi August 25, 2009

fannytune

a drift of air that escapes from your vagina and makes a surprising musical tune
a.k.a. a musical queef

Jenny let our a fannytune during yoga class.

by candilandi July 28, 2009