chodin

When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.

Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.

by Limblessless December 15, 2007

chodin'

just havin' a good time; anything

Person 1: What up?
Person 2: Nothing much bud, just chodin'

by person#12345 March 22, 2009

Chodin

Chodin rizzpepi Gyattnadez is a word that describes a tall ectomorph who has a chode and has main character syndrome

sigma: yo my skib
rhys: bro thinks hes chodin

by Yes bobjimmyjr_3 August 20, 2024

chodin

word given to Rodin to describe his choded penis

Hey, what's up there Chodin!

by code chodin fn July 2, 2024

Straight Chodin'

To be a tool, to be annoying, or doing something that nobody else approves of or likes.

-"That guy stole my iPod!"
-"Straight chodin' bro."

by SimpleJack277 January 2, 2010

Chooing

(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.

Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022