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Deep Choding
Man Is laying face down massage style.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.
She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.
At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.
Deep Choding by Chode master C February 7, 2018
chain-choding
The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )
When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.
chain-choding by Brad Polino January 2, 2013
chodin
When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.
Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.
chodin by Limblessless December 15, 2007
Clam Choding
John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.
Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.
Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.
Clam Choding by Rhagava January 18, 2010
Chodingtons' Disease
Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.
The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.
The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.
Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"
Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"
Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"
Chodingtons' Disease by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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