chocolate fire

an interracial relationship between an african american and a whire girl with red hair.

Man, do you see that chocolate fire over there!

by hahavhssss March 20, 2009

chocolate fire drill

When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.

There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill

by ass_ortednuts April 8, 2024

Chocolate Firework

When 2 grown men "scissor" and turn in such a way that their buttholes are touching. After that, they commence in synchronized shitting while jacking eachother off. This spectacle is climaxed by a fireworks show of creamy jizz.

Can you believe Brett and Ryan actually pulled off a Chocolate Firework last night? I didn't think it was physically possible!

by Fjord Haymo December 10, 2010

Chips From the Chocolate Fireball

1. An excellent throwback to the psychedelic rock of the 60s and 70s, authored in 1985 by the members of XTC under their pseudonym "The Dukes of Stratosphear". Includes the song "My Love Explodes".

2. The fragmented raft of brown detritus that lingers in the bowl after a particularly spicy meal sprints its way back to daylight.

I wish I could have been around when Chips From the Chocolate Fireball came out.

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

chocolate fireguard

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

by The Moai April 6, 2005

Chocolate firehose

When a male deficates out of his ass hole(in a projectile manner,preferibly diarrhea) while he commences fucking a woman doggystyle

"Nick chocolate firehosed that girl, and my couch got shit all over it"

by Nick Luigi November 29, 2006

Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.

Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.

by jtronication October 23, 2009