chocoladita 

Chocoladita is a girl that will mark your heart forever. She’s your first love. Her hair is dark brown wavy she has a beautiful sweet smile. Her presence is magical. She is warm gentle and quietly powerful. Her heart is pure. Her lips hold the most loveliest passionate kisses. Chocoladita has caramel skin. Her eyes are the color of olives. She always has cold hands and cold feet. She loves you so so much. She is the most loyal girl. She will make you feel like a man. She needs your protection. Your unconditional love and understanding. You will lose Chocoladita because you won’t be ready for all the love she holds for you. Years go by and you’ll still think about her. You mourn her. You life feels meaningless without her presence. You will end up searching for her everywhere you go. You will see her in your dreams. You will fantasize about her loving you again. You will end up searching for her in every woman you meet. Your bigggest pain will be the realization that you’ll never find one of her kind again. Her loss will haunt you for life.

Chocoladita tu primer y tu ultimo amor

chocoladita by Salsicha rica October 30, 2023

chocolardiac arrest

The name of a chocolate dessert. Used in Strong Bad email 'Bottom 10', where Strong Bad states that included in his bottom 10 is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.

Chocolardiac Arrest

(also, there is This Brownie Might Kill You and Chocozuma's Revenge)

chocolardiac arrest by kerslo August 12, 2005

Chogoladite 

A term a ‘ZERZZ’ utilises to express his manner of disappointment for an individual.

Not a racial slur.

For *bleeps* sake Barry you’ve dropped the eggnog again you chogoladite.

Chogoladite by epicgamer36 December 24, 2018

Strata Chocolata 

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.

Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!

Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010

Chocolatarian 

noun: Mouth consumer of chocolate only. An average person who excels in all things chocolate. A chocolate-obsessed individual.

"I used to be a vegetarian but gave up eating vegetables. Now I'm a chocolatarian."

Chocolatarian by Boofachay November 20, 2018

Chocoladvantage 

when you give someone permission to buy you chocolate, and then pays the buyer to never speak of the chocoladvantager.

Mrs shmervishi: oh i havent had my chocolate in ages! because my husband and children are both really alergic *looks at Mr. Billy Bstard*

Mr. Billy Bstard: Oh i can buy it for you dont worry about paying me back!

Mrs shmervisi: oh but heres an extra 10$ so you dont ever have to tell anyone about this conversation *cough cough* chocoladvantage

Chocoladvantage by BroadwayGurl123 May 5, 2009

Chocoladise 

(Pronounciation: choc/la/dise or chokladise)

1. The good feeling when you're eating chocolate

2. A paradise of chocolate/Chocolate heaven

1. (Eats Kinder surprise chocolate) "Omg, this is like chocoladise!

2. A chocolaterie, confectionary store, etc...

Chocoladise by Rina Lam October 9, 2011