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Chocolatá 

A Word Used to Describe Smooth Chocolate, mostly used when talking about another persons body, comparing it to that of chocolate
Wow look at her, her body like Chocolatá.
Chocolatá by Hereisbosco June 27, 2022

Strata Chocolata 

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
Strata Chocolata by oMogwai August 13, 2010

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut
When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.
strada chocolata by weave March 24, 2003

ruta chocolata

n. the anal sphincter
Venezuelan girls love it up the ruta chocolata.
ruta chocolata by Aarathonsson December 15, 2004

Silencio Chocolata 

Not be confused with Lefty Ginger. This sex act has been performed in the Washington D.C. area for over 15 years. It usually involves one deaf female and one hearing (and hairy) male. During foreplay the deaf partner roles over the other participant and goes to town on the ass. There is also considerable and distinct moaning from both partners.
"My roommate Lefty hooked up with that deaf girl the other night. I knew she was performing Silencio Chocolata again because the seal-like moans are a tell tell sign of ass eating by a deaf girl. It was filthy and I had to leave the house and take a walk around the block."

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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