you'
re an idiot if
don't already know what comes next
when prefacing a blatantly obvious statement, observation, or suggestion the use of "might" sarcastically implies the subject is a
moron
If you're allergic to
dogs, veterinary receptionist might not be the best job for you.
You might make sure you know her name sometime before jumping into bed.
Too
bad your
car died! Next time a check engine light comes on you might want to have someone check the engine, huh?