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Chocolating 

Specifically shopping for chocolate.
Hey girls! When you are having a chocolate craving, what do you want? CHOCOLATE! Well, go chocolating! Pack up the kids, wrangle your husband, grab a group of girlfriends, or hit the town alone and find a chocolate shop. Basically, GO CHOCOLATING!!! Sure, you will come home and eat a boat-load of chocolate. Sure, you will regret it later, but that's why chocolating means "shopping for chocolate". How often do you really go shopping? huh, what was that? Oh, only once a week?...Well, if you only do it once a week, it can't be all that bad for you. So, let loose! When you get the urge, take life by the horns and go CHOCOLATING!!!

chocolatine

The real french word for pain à chocolat
-Vous pouvez me passer deux chocolatines, s'il vous plait?
-Oui, monsieur.
chocolatine by blanchejetaime March 16, 2018

Chocolating 

When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.
Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!

Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(

Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!
Chocolating by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

hot chocolatable 

October rocks! Not too hot, not too cold...perfectly hot chocolatable!
hot chocolatable by chickiechickie September 13, 2007

chocolating 

When a man or woman of African American descent is fucking a man or woman of the opposite race.
Oh, man those two are chocolating.
chocolating by Ron Weasley July 18, 2004

Pain au chocolat ou chocolatine 

An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass
Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback
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