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Chock Full o' Nuts 

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
Chock Full o' Nuts by snook7 September 14, 2009

Cock full of dew 

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
Cock full of dew by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

cock full of sunshine 

When a man (or tansgender) has been holding in their load and has a good intent when releasing it
I got a cock full of sunshine, I got a pocket full of pussy. Woah! Woah!

Check mate full song for sale

I murder my love
Hate what I've done
What've become

Is not who I was

Find me a gun
To shoot up the sun
And turn it to dawn
To travel when I was born
Before it begun
The drink of whiskey
The sip of the rum.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Your cold as the summer
Hot as the stay
Frozen like tundra
The kiss in rain
Reign it away
With the thorns on my head
Crown me again

Take the board of the game
Life is to plain
Picnics and pain

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.

Marry my sweetheart

Get married again
Christmas in seasons
Gifts everyday
Yet television got old
The older I played
So now when it snows
I drink myself through
The aches.

I wanna mate the check
Check mate the babes
I wanna hate on the clothes
To wear my denim again.
Check mate full song for sale

full cock 

When someone is at full cock, they are at peak performance.
The D telling a kneeling Allah Gold that "You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place the empire!"
full cock by leroym December 17, 2019

A Barrell Full of Cock 

Trouble. An undesireable place. A place or situation that you want to get away from ASAP!
"Great! Here come the cops... you really got us into a barrel full of cock this time!"

Can be used to say that someone is lucky:
"Man... that guy could fall into a barrell full of cock and come out with a handfull of pussy!"