chocharoni
Combination draw of a jabroni and choch. Usually a douche, thinks he's hot shit, and is just unpleasant and makes a fool of himself.
chocharoni by Meerkatmeowskers July 12, 2017
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chacharone
chacharone by Italian daughter September 28, 2013
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Cockaroni
A cockaroni happens if you masturbate so hard that in the orgasm moment your penis gets twisted, making the penis look like a macaroni
Salty Chicharon
a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
Salty Chicharon by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011
Cockaroni Pizza
N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins
Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.
Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.
Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.
Cockaroni Pizza by Migrodamus October 16, 2009
cockaroni
Noun. American. 2005.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.
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