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Clagnars Human Rinds 

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"
Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
Clagnars Human Rinds by That Guy October 19, 2004

Hooker rinds 

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels
When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn
Hooker rinds by Brogantac July 6, 2019

Foreskin Rinds

The human version of pork rinds.
Do you like your foreskin rinds regular or spicy.
Foreskin Rinds by anonymous April 23, 2026

baby rings 

Teensy~tiny rings for babies, used mostly for photographs.
When my Mom showed us our baby rings, I was So Charmed by them!
baby rings by Starchylde March 24, 2017

karlxs.rings 

They are an a amazing editor i would say even my comfort editor also. They have the sweetest heart the greatest edits and i love them and they’re content!
-Yoo do you follow @karlxs.rings on tik tok?

- for sure i do theyre cool!
karlxs.rings by I.like.christmas December 6, 2021

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.
Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.
RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020