chipshop 

A fucked up haircut, usually cut with a chip fork and a bottle of vinegar.

guy 1: look at that chipshop
guy 2: yeah, what a kuyt

chipshop by chipshop May 14, 2014

Fish and Chip Shop 

A place where the creme de la creme go to boogy on down with the local riff raff, whilst enjoying the shop's specialities such as Cod&Chips. It indeed would be fair to say the Chip shop is a good insight into the class system in Britain today. Workers in the chip shop are always strapping and gorgeous as the grease in the air is good for their skin.

"What ho, old boy, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"

Fish and Chip Shop by Jeffrey Douglas July 14, 2006

chiphop 

chiphop is a genre of music much like hip hop, except to chip music.... its like rapping to mario music basically

i'm way too white and geeky for hip hop. i'll listen to chiphop

chiphop by dr. pibb July 24, 2005

Marden fish & chip shop 

Also known as hells fish and chip shop. A place where your bound for an early grave if you eat the chips

Sarah: "Hey Jim, wanna go to the Marden fish & chip shop?"
Jim:"I would no sooner eat the ungodly food stuff under the oven."

Marden fish & chip shop by murphoman May 29, 2010

chip shop slag 

A term used to describe the appearance of a cheap, tacky, greasy, Pikey slag working in a chip shop.

"Ugh, did you see that chip shop slag in Fryer Tucks?"

"I can't even eat these chips. They may be contaminated."

chip shop slag by Bob Sleigh September 22, 2007

chip shop fart 

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!

Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.

chip shop fart by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

chopshop 

The act of gathering a group of females to engage in the act of performing oral sex to you and your comrades.

"ay patna holla at them beezys and set up chopshop!"
"i had them bitches open up chopshop all in da doe"
"...chopshop..."

chopshop by Montzilla October 28, 2007