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Childproofing the House
That little slut should consider childproofing the house.
After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.
I childproofed the house, but they still get in.
Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.
After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.
I childproofed the house, but they still get in.
Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.
Childproofing the House by MzShadada August 7, 2012
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childinion
childinion by jonny fairplay April 9, 2010
childroids
"The children are a pain in the ass today, Hun can you take them to the park?"
"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"
"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"
childroids by Interpretess June 30, 2008
childionare
The word childionare pronounced "chil-dion-are" is an english word used to describe a parent who is rich with love an affection for their offspring/s. The are extremely proud and deem their offspring as great wealth.
I am a childionare.
The childionare works extremely hard and smart to secure a sound future for his/her children
A childionare once said, the best and most consistent gift a parent can give to a child is their time and attention.
The childionare works extremely hard and smart to secure a sound future for his/her children
A childionare once said, the best and most consistent gift a parent can give to a child is their time and attention.
childionare by Caasinivra March 28, 2016
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