childtrio 

The coolest person on tiktok!

"Hey do yu follow childtrio on tiktok?"
"No??"
"You should follow them, hes really funny!!"
"Alright!!"

childtrio by anonymous September 5, 2021

Childproofing the House 

A euphemism used for the term "tubal ligation", or "getting your tubes tied".

That little slut should consider childproofing the house.

After 8 kids, I should really consider childproofing the house.

I childproofed the house, but they still get in.

Person 1: Did you hear? Lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
Person 2: She should really consider childproofing her house if she's going to be such a skank.

Childproofing the House by MzShadada August 7, 2012

childroz 

Children, especially children out of wedlock. Beebee kids. Kids that won't go to bed when you are trying to get your freek on with their moms.

The are too many hoes with childroz

childroz by Dwayne January 15, 2004

childroes

See Childroz,

Both term used to describe ghetto and trailer park children.

I got really pissed at Any, because my dick was hard and her childroes were still up

childroes by Dz Nutz January 16, 2004

childinion 

when a child sucks the breast of a woman and her tits sag

ex-president george bush has childinion

childinion by jonny fairplay April 9, 2010

childroids 

Annoying children. The equivalent of Hemroidal pain only caused by children!

"The children are a pain in the ass today, Hun can you take them to the park?"

"Hun, take the childroids to the park!"

childroids by Interpretess June 30, 2008

childionare 

The word childionare pronounced "chil-dion-are" is an english word used to describe a parent who is rich with love an affection for their offspring/s. The are extremely proud and deem their offspring as great wealth.

I am a childionare.

The childionare works extremely hard and smart to secure a sound future for his/her children
A childionare once said, the best and most consistent gift a parent can give to a child is their time and attention.

childionare by Caasinivra March 28, 2016